{"product_id":"everyone-here-should-be-dead-an-english-village-adult-coloring-book","title":"(PRE-ORDER) Everyone Here Should Be Dead: An English Village Adult Coloring Book","description":"\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003ePRE-ORDER NOTE: We expect to receive this item from the printer on Wednesday, June 17th, give or take a day. All pre-orders will ship within 1 business day after we receive them.\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eSomewhere in rural England, the pub is doing a roaring trade, the cricket is underway, and somebody is about to have a very bad afternoon. The roses are in bloom. The village fête bunting is looking splendid. Nobody suspects a thing.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eInspired by the filming locations of \u003cem\u003eMidsomer Murders\u003c\/em\u003e and the long, beloved tradition of the British cozy mystery, this detailed adult coloring book is a love letter to the idyllic villages, honey-stoned pubs, and rolling countryside that make rural England look so thoroughly, irresistibly inviting — and so statistically catastrophic to actually live in.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eFifty scenes of picture-postcard tranquility await your pencils: thatched cottages, walled gardens, country lanes, and village greens where nothing untoward is happening whatsoever. Whether you're a devoted fan of the British murder mystery or simply drawn to the beauty of a landscape that couldn't look more peaceful if it tried, this is a book to settle into slowly — no detective required, no suspects to interview, nothing to worry about at all.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eEach illustration is printed on one side only, with a blank reverse, so pencils, pens, and markers can all be used freely without bleed-through spoiling the page beneath. (For particularly wet markers, slipping a spare sheet behind the page is still a sensible precaution.)\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp class=\"font-claude-response-body break-words whitespace-normal leading-[1.7]\"\u003eChoose your colors, pour a proper cup of tea, and make yourself comfortable. Just perhaps not with your back to the door.\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"I Heart Britain","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43428569514073,"sku":null,"price":9.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2327\/9741\/files\/frontcovereveryonehereshouldbedeadcoloringbook.jpg?v=1781301114","url":"https:\/\/shop.britishtv.com\/products\/everyone-here-should-be-dead-an-english-village-adult-coloring-book","provider":"BritishTV.com","version":"1.0","type":"link"}